Madame M.

Domestic deity-in-training, writing from the marshmallow center of the nation's Capital area. That's CA-P-I-T-A-L. With an A, dammit!

For now, this is all I will say:

I am a conundrum with a shoe obsession.

I am amazed by how a baby, no taller than 3 feet and change, can kick my butt when he can't even change his own diaper. That would be Herr Meow™.

I am not a domestic goddess because I've not received enough indulgences. I pray to St. Martha (Stewart) daily, however.

I love cats. Meow meow!

I love reading blogs. I will post links to those when I know my readership extends beyond my mommy. (I love you mommy!)

"Huzzah" should be adopted by the U.S. Navy as their, ahem, "signature salute". As in, "HUZZAH! Have a nice day!"

Few things are as utterly satisfying as eating food you like.

And if you are wondering why this blog is called "A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm" then you would be well-advised to click on this link:

or this link:

Now, wasn't that better? ;o)